Why do people on social networking sites insist on reporting the play by play for things that everyone else and their freaking cat is watching or is already incredible obviously aware of.
Example. A football game. Oh man, it’s a good thing you update your status every 13 seconds whenever a ref makes a call, or someone scores.. or moves. I do not have a television, radio, internet, or eyes and ears in general, so I had NO WAY of knowing any of this secretive information you alone are in possession of and are so selflessly sharing. Thank you for filling my feed with this pertinent information that I could otherwise not get anywhere else. You are the ONLY one who is watching this football game. If it wasn’t for you, no one would know anything. Ever.
Example again to further make you feel my rage. Some big news story. Oh snap, you heard something on TV for 8 seconds and now you are an FBI agent? Dang, it’s a good thing you are here to share this extremely accurate information that will probably NOT change in the next 3 minutes, turning out to be completely false. Dumb. ass.
Example. A football game. Oh man, it’s a good thing you update your status every 13 seconds whenever a ref makes a call, or someone scores.. or moves. I do not have a television, radio, internet, or eyes and ears in general, so I had NO WAY of knowing any of this secretive information you alone are in possession of and are so selflessly sharing. Thank you for filling my feed with this pertinent information that I could otherwise not get anywhere else. You are the ONLY one who is watching this football game. If it wasn’t for you, no one would know anything. Ever.
Example again to further make you feel my rage. Some big news story. Oh snap, you heard something on TV for 8 seconds and now you are an FBI agent? Dang, it’s a good thing you are here to share this extremely accurate information that will probably NOT change in the next 3 minutes, turning out to be completely false. Dumb. ass.