Monday – Suckday:
No one likes you. You indicate the weekend is over and a long week is ahead. The only way you ever have any say is when you turn into a holiday. In that case, you are SuckaLittleLessDay.
Tuesday – Teaseday:
It’s not Suckday, but it’s nowhere near Funday. It’s just a facade. You try to make people like you because you are not the first day of the work week, but in reality, you might as well marry Suckday, because maybe then you’d become one and the work week would only be 4 days long. Then of course, you’d be considered the first day of the work week, and you would be the new Suckday.
Wednesday – Hump day:
I’m pretty sure people would get mad if I changed that one.. although if I DID change it.. it would be Weenieday: … for obvious reasons. I like pineapples. And, because it is in
the middle of the week. Yes, it’s not Friday, but it is definitely not Suckday, and after tomorrow, it’s
Friday!
Thursday-ThirstyforFundayday:
almost. there. Just. Hold. On. Happy hour.. in a few short hours. Must. Quench. Thirst.
Friday-Funday:
YAY! Time for fun. Ya. That’s it.
Saturday- SitDownDay:
do nothing, with friends… and preferable alcohol. Be a bum (until 1:00pm, because as we have previously learned in “Discoveries”, after time reaches single digits, you are a waste).
Sunday – FindATimeMachineDay:
rewind to after 5:00pm on Funday. Otherwise, unless we got a SuckaLittleLessDay on reserve, ah crap. Tomaro’s Suckday.
No one likes you. You indicate the weekend is over and a long week is ahead. The only way you ever have any say is when you turn into a holiday. In that case, you are SuckaLittleLessDay.
Tuesday – Teaseday:
It’s not Suckday, but it’s nowhere near Funday. It’s just a facade. You try to make people like you because you are not the first day of the work week, but in reality, you might as well marry Suckday, because maybe then you’d become one and the work week would only be 4 days long. Then of course, you’d be considered the first day of the work week, and you would be the new Suckday.
Wednesday – Hump day:
I’m pretty sure people would get mad if I changed that one.. although if I DID change it.. it would be Weenieday: … for obvious reasons. I like pineapples. And, because it is in
the middle of the week. Yes, it’s not Friday, but it is definitely not Suckday, and after tomorrow, it’s
Friday!
Thursday-ThirstyforFundayday:
almost. there. Just. Hold. On. Happy hour.. in a few short hours. Must. Quench. Thirst.
Friday-Funday:
YAY! Time for fun. Ya. That’s it.
Saturday- SitDownDay:
do nothing, with friends… and preferable alcohol. Be a bum (until 1:00pm, because as we have previously learned in “Discoveries”, after time reaches single digits, you are a waste).
Sunday – FindATimeMachineDay:
rewind to after 5:00pm on Funday. Otherwise, unless we got a SuckaLittleLessDay on reserve, ah crap. Tomaro’s Suckday.