Anyone else get real nervous when you are giving someone over the phone ur information to verify you are who you say you are… even thou ur tellin the truth.. I get all floopy like im gona stu-stutter on my birthday or address, and theyr gona call me out on.. not being me.. and when they read it back, you’re like, oh shit, did I say it right? What if I said it wrong, or too slow.. should I sound more confident? Talk faster so they know I know my stuff? Maybe I should just hang up.
i swear im legal.
Same thing when I go to buy booze… ive been legally getting stupid for 7 years now (relax with the old people jokes.) ... but I still get squirmy when I buy alcohol. Like im gona get busted with my real, legal ID… I start makin stupid conversation with whoever im with.. like “oh ya.. I drank this last time..” as if to put the cashier at ease like, don’t worry, im a professional.
Even when I go to bars. If I get ID’d im all nervous like “ok, look at the guy straight in the eye so he knows you mean business.” Or if I didn’t straighten my hair, im thinkin “ah shit, is this guy smart enough to know girls can change the way they look?” But on the outside i look all annoyed that hes even ID'ing me. the nerve. Although, a year or so ago I got hardcore ID’d while with a bunch of guy friends, and the bouncer looked at me, and asked me my middle name or something stupid. I laughed, looked at him and said “what, do you think im 19 or something?” he goes “yeah.” I said “im 26 you asshole.” And walked in. ahhhh…. My mother says I’ll appreciate it when im 40.
...and the different approach in general girls have when they are under age (not that I ever went to a bar then) and when theyr legal... under age girls are like all smiley, trying to eye fuck the bouncer... when chicks are over 21, we just give the bouncer a death stare like "let me in bitch I own you."
Even when I go to bars. If I get ID’d im all nervous like “ok, look at the guy straight in the eye so he knows you mean business.” Or if I didn’t straighten my hair, im thinkin “ah shit, is this guy smart enough to know girls can change the way they look?” But on the outside i look all annoyed that hes even ID'ing me. the nerve. Although, a year or so ago I got hardcore ID’d while with a bunch of guy friends, and the bouncer looked at me, and asked me my middle name or something stupid. I laughed, looked at him and said “what, do you think im 19 or something?” he goes “yeah.” I said “im 26 you asshole.” And walked in. ahhhh…. My mother says I’ll appreciate it when im 40.
...and the different approach in general girls have when they are under age (not that I ever went to a bar then) and when theyr legal... under age girls are like all smiley, trying to eye fuck the bouncer... when chicks are over 21, we just give the bouncer a death stare like "let me in bitch I own you."