Dear Stupid females:
Stop complaining about something you have like it’s a problem… when you are 128% sure other girls would love to have it, and are just fishing for compliments. i.e.
“Oh, my, God. I HATE being a size 2."
Or
“UUUHHGG my boobs are too big, they like, get in the way!”
Or
“I’m too pretty, guys don’t take me seriously.”
Theeeeen, either: eat a burger, get ‘em fixed, don’t dress like a skank, or SHUT THE FUCK UP.
This is why I can’t have female friends.
Stop complaining about something you have like it’s a problem… when you are 128% sure other girls would love to have it, and are just fishing for compliments. i.e.
“Oh, my, God. I HATE being a size 2."
Or
“UUUHHGG my boobs are too big, they like, get in the way!”
Or
“I’m too pretty, guys don’t take me seriously.”
Theeeeen, either: eat a burger, get ‘em fixed, don’t dress like a skank, or SHUT THE FUCK UP.
This is why I can’t have female friends.
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