status updates are like dressing yourself.. don’t be a skank and give every fucking detail. leave a lil something to the imagination. Plus.. no one gives a shit what you ate for lunch. Despite common belief, you can actually eat something without taking a picture of it, transforming yourself into a shitty “professional photographer” by editing it on instagram, then posting it on every social network in existence. We don’t need proof of what you ate. Your fat ass tells us every day.