I have tried to watch the show “Fashion Police” …for some giggles.. but holy shit.. it has turned into a game of “will they agree or disagree with me that this ‘outfit’ is as hideous as I think it is?” they think the WEIRDEST SHIT is “amaaaaazing!” and “soooo chic!” I think I have always known, but this really helped me discover, that I cannot for the life of me understand what good fashion is, cuz lets be honest, its all fucking terrible. im guessing they don't know either, because its almost like they don't know which side to choose bc its all ugly but they wanna sound all chic and crap... its like they are afraid to say the truth so they kiss the designers asses. weak.
For example: this chick.
I thought for SURE they would all hate it. Nope. They thought it was fucking faaaaabulous. Really? She looks like an alien. Like the space ship came, went to abduct her, then just latched on and is now hugging what I can only assume is another dress underneath.
did you forget your pants and thought this would make up for it?
What she THINKS she looks like, is “oooo hehehehe!! im so care freee!!! Look at me in my fun red cape!!” when what she REALLY looks like is “I don’t know how to dress myself, and I seemed to have confused this table cloth for an entire outfit.”
Katy katy katy… ah. Im torn. Between the flying saucers on your shoulders and what appears to be the back of a naked something on your front. And are those mustache handlebars on her/his/its lower back? What about this screamed to you “this is a great idea that no one will otherwise think is a fucking mess.” again, they loved her "risk taking abilities" for this one... Ok, im no expert.. but Katy, you look like an upside down Christmas tree that was thrown up on by the worst tramp stamp ever. Altho I must hand it to her.. not many people are able to slightly move their right hand to the bottom middle of their dress and get to second base with someone else’s ass crack.